If you own a game console and a pulse, chances are you’ve played OVERWATCH. And even if you’re as worryingly obsessed with it as many of my coworkers seem to be, it can be hard to keep track of the game’s notoriously huge cast of kickass characters. With 23 characters each rocking obscure af names like “Soldier: 37,” “D.VA” and fucking “Torbjorn” and highly unique combat skillsets, we can’t really blame them.
So when this British 3-year old looked at the list of heroes on the Overwatch website, she knew things needed streamlining. So she renamed them! Toddler logic, y’all.
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