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So LaCroix Porn Exists And It Is Very Strange (And Definitely NSFW) [Video]

Katie Cannon October 25, 2016 October 25th, 2016

 

Ah, LaCroix. Hipsters everywhere flock to Whole Foods to get that not-soda-because-blech-calories-but-still-satisfyingly-fizzy fix. It’s an epidemic. A sensation. A national addiction. And now it’s a porno–mayhaps the DEEP THROAT of our generation.

America’s general thirst for sparkling water has finally reached its climax.

Contrary to popular belief (or maybe not), carbonated flavored water can actually be highly erotic. This comedy sketch/soft-core porno from youtube channel waywarddd takes La Croix lust to the next level. I don’t want to spoil any of its sexy ~sparkling~ surprises, so here it is in all its glory:

That’s right. She just drank a LaCroix out of his ass. And thusly sparkling water spawned an endless well of sexuality.

Via AV Club

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