Much like Kim Kardashian’s voluptuous derrière once broke the internet, the cast of OCEAN’S 8 is going to destroy the entire goddamn movie industry.
Behold, the all-female cast of the latest spinoff in the OCEAN’S ELEVEN heist saga: Sandra Bullock, Cate Blanchett, Mindy Kaling, Helena Bonham Carter, Anne Hathaway, rapper/comedienne Awkwafina, and most recently, AMERICAN HORROR STORY’s Sarah Paulson.
This lineup is DIVINE. As in, godly. Transcendent. Straight-up PLATONIC levels of badass lady perfection over here.
Some other tidbits about the film: it’s not actually called OCEAN’S EIGHT, but OCEAN’S OCHO. Why? No idea. I’d assume that means it’s set in Spain or Mexico, if not for the rumors that the film’s big heist actually takes place at the Met Gala–which, if you think about it, could get pretty meta, pretty fast.
What do you think? Could this cast BE any more glorious?