Another day, another step closer to the impending technological singularity. This week’s horrifying tech development is Faceapp, an image filtering toy designed to force us to confront our mortality or gaze into an alternative world where we appear as a different gender. Before I run off to hide in my underground bunker that has no internet access, here’s a list of some celebrities run through the mind-bending filters.
Conspiracy theorists, rejoice! The photo on the left is proof that Miley is a young clone of Hillary Clinton. The dude on the right looks like he’d do a mean cover of ‘Achy Breaky Heart’
OKAY…Am I the only one who thinks femme Biebster is just blonde Kristen Stewart?!
I guess a male Nicki was just too much for Faceapp to handle and they just spat out a blurry mess. Maybe this means there are limits to this AI and we may be safe for a couple more years…
Khaled Sr. looks like a seasoned biker who’s seen some sh*t. Femme Khaled is bae & i’m, swooning a.f. right now.
LiLo could totally rock it as a dude. The pic on the right looks JUST like my high school crush…he was the star player on both the basketball and football teams…all-American type…got injured right before homecoming our senior year and blew his one chance at glory…
Anyways you can check out Lindsay Lohan starring alongside Jared Leto in Chapter 27