People Magazine has picked 2016’s Sexiest Man Alive: Moana star Dwayne Johnson.
Why? Well Johnson’s the whole package, he’s got the looks, the sweet and charming personality, and a whole lot of money: Forbes named him the Hollywood’s highest paid actor, as he raked in about $65 million over the past year.
Johnson responded to the award like the humble sweetheart he is:
“I thought, ‘Wow, we’ve pretty much reached the pinnacle. I’m not quite too sure where we go from here. I’ve done it all, this is it.”
Ok, but the pinnacle will definitely be when the seven Fast and Furious movies retroactively win all the Best Picture Oscars they were wrongfully snubbed of.
Why does Johnson think he was given the title?
“Ah, a sense of humor. And I think probably just not trying to be sexy and just being cool and confident in your movies. I think with a lot of my fans, I’ve gotten to a very, very cool place where there’s a direct line between the man they know off-screen and the man they see onscreen.”
Johnson joins notably less sexy men like Brad Pitt, Ryan Reynolds, Adam Levine, and Bradley Cooper as the winner of the title, as well as Denzel Washington, the only other man of color to ever be award the ‘honor.’ Because People Magazine ain’t shit.
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— Dwayne Johnson (@TheRock) November 15, 2016
via USA Today