This is Geda is a psychic primate in Hunan, China, who makes predictions by choosing between bananas. He has a pretty good track record, having picked out Portugal as the 2016 European football championships. He’s commonly known as “the king of the prophets.”
This is Scottish psychic goat (a Golden Guernsey, to be exact) named Boots. Being a sharp political analyst that she is, Boots has an excellent resume of her own: earlier this year, she predicted Brexit.
So what happens when two profits disagree?
Last Thursday at the Shiyan Lake Ecological Tourism Park, Geda made his call on the 2016 U.S. Election. He rejected Hillary Clinton’s banana, and went straight for Donald’s. He sealed it with a giant kiss.
But wait! There’s more!
Because Boots has a different prediction of her own. Boots bit a Hillary Clinton sign to predict her taking this election. The crucial update from this sophisticated pollster came just days after mystical monkey Geda’s prediction kiss.
So the real question of this Election season isn’t elephants vs donkeys, it’s: monkey vs goat? Who’s the real psychic? We’ll find out later tonight.