Despite his own relative mediocrity, Instagrammer and self-proclaimed “mediocre dude” averagerobs is no stranger to the lifestyles of the rich and the famous; in fact, he’s managed to insert himself into the squad of just about every influential celebrity/Olympic athlete/American presidential candidate this side of 2016.
Haters will say it’s photoshop. Anyone with eyeballs will also say it’s photoshop. But that doesn’t make it any less entertaining.
Averagerobs canoodles with Presidential candidates:
Serves under evil, tiny-handed overlords:
Picks up after the Obamas:
Has pool parties with Beyoncé:
Pours one out for Drake:
Gets down and dirty for Katy Perry:
Work work works with Rihanna:
We've got so many paper deadlines coming up next month… 😑 So when @BadGalRiri and I arrived at the library today, all seats were taken. But that didn't stop us from doing our work work work work work work. Who needs a chair and a desk anyways? 😊👌 #BootySoSoft #Rihanna #Revolutionary #Tetris #9Gag #LadBibleThis #Fuckjerry #TheFatJewish
Impinges on Adele’s personal space:
Gets wet with J. Biebz:
Soaps up with T. Swift’s squad:
Worships the talented feet of the Belgian soccer team:
Creates a Batman sexual tension sandwich:
Suffers hangovers with the Stormtroopers:
Waits for the bus with Forrest Gump:
Third-wheeling TITANIC’s tragedy:
Keeping up with the Kardashians:
Facing horsephobia with J-Law:
I'm absolutely terrified of horses. I don't know why, but their big ass nostrils freak me out. So when I told Jennifer about my horsephobia (or whatever it's called) she took me for a ride to get over my fear. Well let me tell you this: worst idea ever Jenni. You're a terrible friend. Shat my pants twice today and bruised my gooch… 😐 #FML
And ruining Kevin Hart’s houseparty:
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