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A NSFW Miss Piggy Halloween Photoshoot Featuring Colton Haynes

Selin Kilic October 31, 2016 October 31st, 2016

First I just want us all to appreciate Colton Haynes as a human being.

Just look at him, being all fine and stuff, waking up like this in real life.

Okay now that we’re done with the physical appreciation, let’s appreciate him on a deeper, mental level. Because Haynes LOVES Halloween, and so do we. But he really takes it to the next level (although, in fairness if I were rich and had some sfx connects I probably would too).

Not to take away from his genius however, because to show his extreme devotion to the holiday, he’s given us great costume after great costume over the past 3 years (this year included).

Two years ago he was Shrek‘s Fiona:

#tbt to my favorite Halloween looks so far…can't wait to show y'all my costume this Saturday:)

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Last year he was nip-slipped Ursula from The Little Mermaid

Thx @Megan_v_brown @lauraraczka_mua @Erikporn @bitemaresinc @rbfx @skinillustratorofficial Ready for tonight πŸ™‚

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But this year was the most glorious of all.

He even shot a sexy, sultry video for us:

Happy Halloween piglets

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He might even top the real Miss Piggy

Who actually threw him some shade for trying to out-do her this year:

To the King of Halloween! As for those NSFW photo’s…we’ve given you ample time to turn back…so here they are!

Just to warm you up….

Miss Piggy & Kermit. My OG @allymaki

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AAANNNNDDD NO TURNING BACK NOW

Life is tricky baby, stay in your magic. Happy Halloween 2016

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You literally can’t un-see these

Complete with the Kermie tattoo and nip-coverage.

Ahh Colton, you really outdid yourself. Happy Halloween!

 

Source: BuzzFeed