You’re summer days are dwindling, but it’s still hot enough to hit the last pool parties. And it’s not a waterside chill without a collection of 12 food/emoji/cartoonish pool floats, so we made an essential checklist of floats for you. Let’s see if you really chilled this summer.
If this giant donut wasn’t sandwiched between your butt and the pool’s surface this summer, you have no chill. It’s like the not-lame version of the classic water tube. Only acceptable if it has sprinkles and a fat bite taken out of it, Homer Simpson style.
You see someone pulling up to the pool party wearing flip flops, you’re thinking “That’s chill AND functional.” And then they whip this out. And it has a spot near the pinky toe for the pool beer. Now that’s chill and functional. Call us when they release the Crocs version.
This is a total classic, T-Swift did it two year ago, oldie but goodie.
Literally why not??
Complete your Avocado-brand lifestyle (avocado toast, latte etc) with this funky float. You didn’t live if you weren’t curled up in the center this summer.
Hearts for Eyes Emoji
We don’t actually know the colloquial name for this emoji, so we described it anatomically. But you’ve got to let everyone at the water-themed function know that you LOVE summer, you LOVE water activities, and you LOVE chilling.
Stack of Benjamins
Pool floats cost a ton of money, sometimes hundreds of dollars, so you might as well buy a huge stack of benjamins to offset those costs!
Let everyone know you’re a real tool when you float on by with this veggie!
Fire up the grill and get ready to chill.
Pizza, Full Pie
You better have 8 friends and 8 slices just so you can take this pic.