From the moment you pass that first drunken reveler, dressed in green and brown-bagging a Four Loko You know that St Patricks day has returned.
And as much as as we all love parades, celebrations of Irish pride, Shamrock shakes, and having yet another excuse to put avocado on everything we need to remember the age honored tradition of stepping over passed out revelers.
So in that Spirit, here’s a few people you’re bound to see tonight.
The “What Seems to be the Problem Officer”
The “I’ll Text you When I get home”
The, “I’m going to cuddle with the Toilet until I feel better”
The “I don’t have friends anymore”
The “I’m Just Gonna rest here a second”
The “Has a Guardian Angel
Have fun out there tonight, and be safe! 🍀🍀🍀🍀